Cocktails with Coca Cola

Is there any cocktail more simple than pouring a bit of alcohol into a Coca Cola? This week we honor that simplicity and sample a couple of Coke cocktails while discussing summertime sweat sessions, people in Texas, monocles, Ro-Sham-Bo for it, taking your own booze on a cruise ship, mixing it with love and makes the drinks taste good, the Smokey Doctor, the Fiery Doctor, and Oxford Comma Weekly.